Today it takes many forms:
Buttons and zippers (are sweatpants considered business casual?)
Knobs
Graphological apparati (watch the video below)
Stairs (had to find that out the not-so-easy way)
Plastic baggies
Anything that requires manual dexterity
Good thing I have:
Friends who are always willing to pitch in
Family
A phone
No modesty
Rather substantial hindquarters (the fall down aforementioned stairs)
A sense of humor
3 dates with the nice lady who will give me steroid infusions
So see, even when I’m losing I win.
One, Wild & Precious 
Where would we be without life’s little challenges?