Impatient

I want there to be a pill I can take instead of these horrid shots.

I want to not have a relapse after being off treatment for 10 days.

I want to feel (next to) normal again.

I want to start a family.

I want to a sugar daddy to pay my mounting medical bills.

I want doctors to affirm the restorative powers of dark chocolate and coffee.

I want pajamas to be acceptable casual Friday attire.

I want my doctors to have my same sense of urgency.

I want an Extreme Makeover house.

I want the leggings trend to be over with.

I want Community to stay on the air.

I want one good snow without the ice and bad roads.

I want to be able to wander the streets of Paris on foot.

I want a cure already.