We are embarking on a new journey that will test mind and body. Into the heart of darkness we shall go.
Day 1: The instructions were brief, though not cursory. The steps seem easy enough. Our first outing was successful, with nary a misstep in the stomach.
Day 2: Entering new territory today. The leg is a tricky spot. I’m not a small girl, so pinching on most parts of my body is fairly easy. But as Quadzilla, my legs are another story — this one wasn’t so easy as Day 1. I fear there’s trouble ahead.
Day 3: Holy mother. Can’t … see. Hit a vein in the other leg. World closing in. Mayday. Mayday.